Dear America

Right America. Too far. Things we have forgiven you for: – Cheese in tubes. WTF. Get your processed shit out the fridge, get talking to France, and get some Brie or something. Cheese in a tube, you sickos. But we forgave you. – Distasteful Diana movie, which was so shit it went straight to DVD.… Read More Dear America

Some American heiress wrote this utter crap about Brits, so I’ve added my responses

CONTEXT: Hayley Bloomingdale, heiress of Dunkin’ Donuts (JK, she’s heiress of Bloomingdales) wrote this list to as a guide to help foreign visitors to London. It’s factually incorrect, it’s un-funny and some of it, plain smug. It’s 4am and storming and I read her list and was so mad, I wanted to write back my responses.… Read More Some American heiress wrote this utter crap about Brits, so I’ve added my responses

My Brussels 

Today is a horrible day. And some morons are slagging off Brussels police online. Idiots. This is how I remember Brussels. 🇹🇩❤️ Watching out for the tennis ball stuck in the carvings in one of the arches of the Cinquantenaire. Changing metro at Arts-Loi for Toison D’or. The sound of the ticket machines when you… Read More My Brussels